Before this Bio begins, I would like to say “What’s up!” to all the morning DJs glancing at this page as I sit across from you, pretending to be down to Earth.
I am a stand up comedian. It’s very important to me. One of my goals in life is to be able to go to the movies whenever the fuck I want to. I don’t want some douche telling me when I can go to lunch or even worse, when I have to be back. “I’ll be back when I’m done eating, you hypothetical cunt.”
I enjoy annoying people who are doing things that I feel aren’t that important. I relate to dictators. I don’t agree with what they do. But I get it.
I love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, I’m a great guy.
I’ve done two hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This” and “Let It Go.” I plan on taping another special at the beginning of 2012.
I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. This past year I was lucky enough to be in two episodes of Breaking Bad. I hope to get a chance to do more work like that in the future.
That’s it. Go fuck yourself.
On Sale Fri, March 31st at 10am
Barenaked Ladies Sat, 06.17.17
Pat Benatar & Neil Giraldo Wed, 07.19.17
Comedian Tom Segura Thu, 07.27.17
Comedian Ron White Sat, 08.12.17
Hunter Hayes Thu, 08.17.17
Comedian Brian Regan Fri, 08.18.17
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Ziggy Marley Wed, 07.05.17
Theory of a Deadman Sat, 07.22.17
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The B-52s Sun, 06.04.17
311 Fri, 07.07.17
The Fab Four Ultimate Tribute Fri, 07.21.17
The Beach Boys Thur, 08.10.17
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Umphrey's McGee Sat, 05.20.17
Chevelle Thur, 05.25.17
Dweezil Zappa Sun, 07.30.17
Lee Brice 08.06.17
On Sale Fri, March 3rd at 10am
Pierce The Veil & Sum 41 Wed, 05.17.17
The Magpie Salute Sat, 08.05.17
First show of 2017 is here!
Billy Currington will return to the Ballroom Saturday May 13th. We are excited to be off and away for 2017. We will be announcing five more shows at the end of next week. Stay tuned.
2017 Concert Series announcements coming soon.
2016 was another fantastic year down at the beach. We saw 65 shows roll through the Ballroom and had some amazing times. Look for announcements on 2017 shows coming soon. If you have not signed up for our email lists please do so here http://pages.tmclient.ticketmaster.com/Profile/?b=4038d901-4de0-44a1-8a82-b78c065e5f56&m=1307247