Steven Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American actor, writer, and stand-up comedian from Burlington, Massachusetts. He is known for his slow, deadpan, monotone delivery of ironic, witty, and sometimes confusing jokes and one-liners.
Some one-liner examples to leave you wanting more:
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
- I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
- It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
- Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
- I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
- One day I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.
In a 2005 poll to find The Comedian's Comedian, he was voted amongst the top 50 comedy acts ever by fellow comedians and comedy insiders. He was recently named #23 on Comedy Central's list of the 100 greatest standups of all time.
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Barenaked Ladies Sat, 06.17.17
Pat Benatar & Neil Giraldo Wed, 07.19.17
Comedian Tom Segura Thu, 07.27.17
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Hunter Hayes Thu, 08.17.17
Comedian Brian Regan Fri, 08.18.17
Gary Clark Jr w/ Michael Kiwanuka Fri, 08.25.17
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Theory of a Deadman Sat, 07.22.17
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The B-52s Sun, 06.04.17
311 Fri, 07.07.17
The Fab Four Ultimate Tribute Fri, 07.21.17
The Beach Boys Thur, 08.10.17
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Umphrey's McGee Sat, 05.20.17
Chevelle Thur, 05.25.17
Dweezil Zappa Sun, 07.30.17
Lee Brice 08.06.17
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Pierce The Veil & Sum 41 Wed, 05.17.17
The Magpie Salute Sat, 08.05.17
First show of 2017 is here!
Billy Currington will return to the Ballroom Saturday May 13th. We are excited to be off and away for 2017. We will be announcing five more shows at the end of next week. Stay tuned.
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